Keegan and Diane

Keegan and Diane


Contestant: Keegan
 
Keegan is 26 years old living in Rahway, NJ (from PA). About 1.5 years ago he ended a 5 yr relationship because he wasn’t ready to settle down to have a family. Now he is looking for someone that will share his interests and have fun, but for the right girl, he maybe ready for that next step. The stupid jokes have already started by saying he’s never been naked with a girl within 10 min of meeting her, an hour maybe.
 
Contestant: Diane
 
Diane is 28 from Monroe, NY. Recently she was in a 5 year relationship, but has not found the right guy. She’d like someone that is adventurous, ambitious, and able to keep her attention. She is tired of hanging around bars and wants someone that can talk to her on a deeper level. As an aside, she gets naked with her friends all the time, skinny dipping, but it is different to do it with strangers.
 
Date #1: Keegan & Diane
 
It’s about time one of these couples were really uncomfortable to be naked in front of each other. Spear fishing? Do you want to be throwing sharp objects when you are naked? Seems extra unsafe to me. Keegan said he is a legs and “butt” man so Diane fits the profile. She caught a fish. She is telling him how to cut up the fish and he is cooking it on the grill. He said his ex-girlfriend got pregnant by someone else 3 months after breaking up. I’m not sure what that means or why it needed to be said. They have absolutely nothing to say while they are on the boat drinking their alcohol. She said by the end of the date he seemed very disinterested and probably would rather be taking a nap or out with someone else. He said he wouldn’t want to be on the boat with her and he hopes he has more of a connection with the next date. It is raining so they went right to their rooms.
 
Left to Right: Jessie, Dan, Katie, and Scott.

Left to Right: Jessie, Dan, Katie, and Scott.


Date #2: Keegan & Jessie (Plainview, NY)
 
Jessie called Keegan well-endowed and that it is nice to know beforehand. She is very comfortable being naked. This guy doesn’t know how to hold a conversation. She wrestled in school. For the date, it is covering each other with mud and throwing a football on the beach. He said he got a little excited but not fully. He doesn’t just go up to girls and talk to them so he is kind of shy. Jessie did call him out on that saying he is on a naked date so how can he be shy? I agree. I don’t even think you need to be shy to not go on a naked dating show. She said he looks like a jock but he doesn’t act like one and she has done all should could do to break him of the shyness with her.
 
Date #2: Diane & Dan (Los Angeles, CA)
 
Dan is a nervous talker. This should be entertaining. She said he is thin with a goofy face and making jokes about himself. He promised not to look down for the next 20 min. Dan talks in his interview about having no past long term relationships and tells more than I want to know about his experiences. Diane has no physical attraction to Dan. She likes a dominate man and Dan is not that. I think that is a bit rude.
 
I’m not sure what the date is. They are sitting on surfboard and paddling with an oar. Diane is not impressed with Dan’s ability to talk to girls and questions if he knows how. I think he just said he has hobbit feet and he likes hobbits. What was the point of that? She said he was trying very hard and if you are not confident she can’t be sexually attracted to you. He did get in the water to push the board to the dock so she can get there safely which she said makes him a real gentleman. Did he just say he once took a girl on a private helicopter tour of LA? Come on. He hasn’t had any long term relationships because things just don’t work out. Towards the end of the date, with all the talk about finding love and blah blah blah, she found herself being attracted to him. Surprise surprise, personality counts for something.
 
Jungle Villa (After Date 2)
 
Everyone is clothed, sitting, and drinking. Dan has never had alcohol before today. They are shocked. Why would try to drink for the first time on a dating naked show and tell everyone about it. He is 26. People are always shocked about non-drinkers. I’m shocked that everyone is drunk but it seems that is ok. Keegan actually asked a smart question. What is it about today that made you have your first drink? He didn’t answer the question. Keegan and Dan have this bully-nerd conversation as Diane calls it. Keegan is just dismissing and putting Dan down. Keegan even said to Jessie, when they were away from the others, that he would have made him cry in high school. He is definitely trying to play this dumb jock role to the max. Even Jessie said in the interview that he was going too far and it would be nice if he was 5 years older. This is why girls go for older guys. Guys go for younger girls because they look better. It’s a good thing I guess.
 
 
Date #3: Keegan & Katie (Forest Hill, NY)
 
At this point, Keegan is tired of the stress of having to take his clothes off. He hopes to have more of a connection with this one. Katie is nervously laughing. She is looking for a guy that can keep up with and protect her. A “ride or die” type of guy. That rhymes a bit. I think Katie is too urban for Keegan; not in a racial way. They both look white. I say look because you never know someone’s ethnic background. Zip lining naked? He is cleaner cut than she is used to but he looks good. She made a reference to him probably not having a record. Katie likes to curse and he called her rough around the edges which he doesn’t find attractive. She suggested tandem zip lining (her in front) and he said in the interview that he didn’t want to be touching her because she repulsed him. That is pretty strong. There was some kind of crash and she hit something. Her face hit a wooden stopping block. He said he was happy the date was over as they took her away for medical attention.
 
Date #3: Diane & Scott (LaGrange, IL)
 
Diane said taking off her clothes as become easier. She wants someone that is more mature but still able to conversations like she had with Dan. Scott was engaged and has been on 150-200 dates in the last 1.5 yr. That seems like a lot of dates so I don’t know what that say about him. He was in the army from 2000 to 2004. Diane said it is “super sexy when a guy goes off and fights for his country. He knows how to work a gun and protect himself.” Who says things like that? I guess that is how military men keep getting women even though they are gone most of the time. More horseback riding and then swimming. He is actually in the middle of Keegan and Dan, so Diane is happy with him for the moment.
 
Jungle Villa (After Date 3)
 
Dan said he is hoping to spend more time with Diane and not excited to meet Scott since there was a date today. Everyone is clothed again. Katie is still gone. Dan is going over to interrupt Diane and Scott’s time. In the pool, they have paired up of Scott & Diane and Keegan & Jessie. All of a sudden Katie walks down the steps saying, “Hey, Johnny Football”. She thinks Keegan failed to pull the break so she got hurt. She is pissed. Dan’s smart saying he is going to be on Katie’s side to protect himself. There is the different between people who look for a fight and those who look to avoid a fight. Katie said she just doesn’t like Keegan aka Mr. Conversation. She has a black eye from the accident. Scott and Diane are all over each other so I think Dan accepts that now. Diane said she was going to bed to sleep on what her decision will be. At the end of the night who was making out in the pool? Scott and Katie of course. Scott said he was very drunk and didn’t remember it. She left to go to the bathroom and Scott left when he “gathered his senses”. She was not happy about it.
 
The next day, Dan meets with Diane to tell her how he feels about her. He said if she picks one of the other 2 they will break her heart and he won’t. I wonder if she will find out about what Scott did.
 
 
The Decision:
 
Katie goes off on Keegan and the show for what happened to her. He picked Jessie and she said she thought he would. He is younger and that would be a first for her. Her response to getting picked was that she wouldn’t be opposed to seeing him again. I take that to mean what else will I do while I’m here. Katie said the host, Amy Paffrath, should get naked too. Men aren’t working out for her so she wants to go out on a date with Amy. Amy said if it doesn’t work out with her husband then she’ll knock on Katie’s door. Katie said the 3 of them can get together. Diane picked Dan because of the conversation they had that morning.
 
From the updates, the couples seem to still be talking to each other. This sentence about Katie was uncalled for: Katie returned home and has been icing her eye, but she hasn’t been about to de-ice her heart. In the thanks part of the credits this was listed: Red Frog Beach Island Resort & Spa in Bocas del Toro, Panama. I guess they are in Panama. Now you know people will be flocking there to get glimpse of the Dating Naked people.

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