After the elimination from last week all four people (contestants & keepers) go back to the Island House, fully clothed, to hang out. Angie tries to find out about Chris’s last relationship but he won’t open up yet. Now, he thinks the spark between them isn’t as strong.
 

Left to right: David, Carolyn, Goldman, Katie.

Left to right: David, Carolyn, Goldman, Katie.


 
Date #1: Chris & Carolyn (Houston, TX)
 
Carolyn said after seeing him naked for an hour she will be ok. She clapped when he said he had no kids. He was surprised she asked him that. I’m not. It does seem like people just pile up the kids so early nowadays. Chris gets the impression that she is a city girl and is not impressed. The date is all set up for them to catch and cook their own food. Carolyn actually said salt water and vaginas don’t mix. She is not comfortable with water near her hair. Somehow she thought it would be a good idea to go on a dating show set on a tropical island. Carolyn is not excited to help clean the fish.
 
Date #1: Kerri & David (San Diego, CA)
 
David has had women and gay guys hit on him. He seems very nervous to be naked. He called himself a typical surfer dude who happens to be unemployed. This date is weird. Butterflies are trapped in these net cages and they are supposed to play with them or something. They have nets. David is afraid of bugs and was not happy that they were flying around him. He asked her how butterflies have sex. He’s close to his mom. David wants love like women have in the chick flicks.
 
Island House (After Date 1)
 
Everyone meets and David is weirded out by non-California people. Chris didn’t like that David made comments about his private parts. I thought it was funny. What else do you talk about on a naked show? David said Chris has an elephant penis. Isn’t that a compliment? Why is Chris so annoyed? Anyway, it turned Kerri off that David made it awkward so she went away to talk to Louie alone.
 
 
Date #2: Chris & Katie (Winston-Salem, NC)
 
Katie prepared for the show by having no tan lines and,i in contrast, Chris has a sunburned butt. Their date is a carnival by the water. There were paintball guns to shoot at moving targets and paint to paint each other with. She put paint on some of his private parts. After painting they wash each other off. Both of them are family oriented and Chris had no problem opening up to her.
 
Date #2: Kerri & Goldman (Ozone Park, NY)
 
Uh oh, it looks like that is the Queens area. Is there going to be a Queens vs. Brooklyn fight over Kerri? Poor Goldman lost his ability to think after meeting Kerri naked on the island. He asked about her tattoo. It’s “the serenity prayer” in Italian. I guess I’m supposed to know what that means. Giant Jenga is part of the date. I’d like to play that but not on a beach or naked. When Kerri tried to answer his question about what she does, Goldman wasn’t even listening. She finds positions for traveling nurses. I didn’t know that nurses traveled. It makes her wonder how Chris’s date is going.
 
Island House (After Date 2)
 
Kerri was instantly concerned with Katie coming in. Everyone was talking about her koi fish full back tattoo and multiple piercings. Chris is trying to teach Angie how to swim. Angie was not ready to kiss him yet so he went over to Katie. He told her about his ex-girlfriend leaving him to become a model in NY. Katie’s 4 year relationship ended because she didn’t get along with the guy’s mother. Katie got her kiss. David pulls Kerri aside to tell her he’s not comfortable around East Coast people. He wants her to show him that she cares for him. She had to explain to him that she is going to try to spend time with everyone. Louie interrupted for a second. Now, David has apologized for the way he acted. I’m sure it is just to make her happy. The next day, Chris had to say the same thing to Kerri about them spending time together.
 
 
The Decision:
 
At this elimination, Angie and Louie come out naked to the platform as well. Chris and Kerri have to decide whether to keep their current keepers or replace them with one of the new dates. I didn’t realize that was what was going to happen. I thought there would tons of people in the house. Chris let Carolyn go first, obviously, and kept Katie. For Kerri, it was easy to kick out Goldman. I would have been shocked if she picked David over Louie. David said there are plenty of California girls that look like Kerri for him to date. Oops. I guess every week there will be an angry person.

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