Left to right: Dan, Erica, Chris, Elissa.

Left to right: Dan, Erica, Chris, Elissa.

Kerri is disappointed that she didn’t get a kiss from Michael. No sparks. Chris got his kissing time with Moenay.
 
 
Date #1: Chris & Elissa (Las Vegas, NV)
 
Elissa works at the Coyote Ugly bar.  That movie was a long time ago.  Chris is 27 and she is 33 years old. Dating younger guys has not been a good experience for her. But really, did she think guys on this show would be older than her? They went scuba diving. Now that I have seen 2 seasons of this show, the naked date activities aren’t that interesting to watch.
 
Date #1: Kerri & Dan (Tampa, FL)
 
After Kerri being disappointed by the lack of romance from Michael, Dan gives her a flower off a tree and compliments her before even telling her his name. Kerri lives in Tampa, so she hopes he’s not the same STD (South Tampa Douchebag) she is used to finding there. He’s in sales & marketing plus a tattoo artist. Kerri is all about him. He picked her up and ran off with her to their date. Dan continued to take care of her by putting on all her safety equipment for some kind of pogo stick thing. Kerri gave him a kiss since he was able to jump to the finish line. Dan discussed is difficult early life and how he has been on his own since he was 13.
 
Island House (After Date 1)
 
The carrying Kerri activity continues. Dan brought her up the steps to the Island House and Michael is not amused. Just as Moenay was telling Chris that she wasn’t going to be rude and interrupt his time with the other girls, Elissa came in with drinks. Chris thinks Moenay doesn’t care because she’s not willing to fight for him. Slow down. She just met you last week or whenever it was. Now she has to fight for you as well? It seems like too much. Unfortunately, Dan got drunk which is not something Kerri likes to see. She probably liked it even less when he threw up while sitting next to her and Michael. Chris had to talk her back from thinking she is the problem with not having connections with these guys.
 
 
Date #2: Chris & Erica (Columbus, OH)
 
She just said she uses Tinder for food. I had to stop and laugh. Erica is nervously complimenting Chris and touching him. She also tells jokes. To prepare for the show she got her first Brazilian wax. Chris doesn’t think she is his type but she reminds him of his friends at home.
 
Date #2: Kerri & Chris (Atlanta, GA)
 
This guy is sweating. I guess you would on a tropical island in the Philippines. I like their date. They were on some kind of flotation device with a window so they can see below. Chris was mostly looking at Kerri’s butt. He said that not me. He picked her up and carried her to shore.
 
Island House (After Date 2)
 
Let the jealously begin. Chris has some alone time with Kerri and Dan walks up saying hello ladies. Chris is smart because lots of guys would have used that to start a fight. Now Dan looks dumb. Elissa doesn’t like the idea of Chris dating other girls. I don’t know why these people come on the show thinking other naked people won’t be around the person they want.
 
 
The Decision:
 
Dan managed to stay in the house this week. There was such little footage of Chris (the new guy) that I’m not sure if he was a good choice or not. Kerri saying she didn’t think she could fit with all his ambitions was pretty lame. Chris (the bachelor) picked Elissa like I knew he would. At one point he said Elissa is the hot girt and Moenay is the girl next door. We all know in the movies the guy chooses the hot girl first and by the end the girl next door wins. Well, we don’t have that kind of time for the show so the hot girl wins.

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